Me (stepping out of the shower): Oh, hey kiddo. Did you have a good sleep?
Lil-X: Daddy, your bum looks funny.
Me: What? It does? What do you mean?
Lil-X: It looks like this… (turns away and pulls his pants down) …but three of them — all stuck together.
Me: Three of them?
Lil-X: Yup! (pulls pants up and turns back around) But only two of “L’s”. His bum’s bigger.
[steelie]