Your bum looks funny

Me (stepping out of the shower): Oh, hey kiddo. Did you have a good sleep?

Lil-X: Daddy, your bum looks funny.

Me: What? It does? What do you mean?

Lil-X: It looks like this… (turns away and pulls his pants down) …but three of them — all stuck together.

Me: Three of them?

Lil-X: Yup! (pulls pants up and turns back around) But only two of “L’s”. His bum’s bigger.



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