“Men are like…”

Just a bit of fun circulating around the office I thought I’d share… Enjoy!

1. Men are like… Laxatives — They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like… Bananas — The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like… Weather — Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like… Blenders — You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like… Chocolate Bars — Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like… Commercials — You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like… Department  Stores — Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like… Government Bonds — They take soooo long to mature.
9. Men are like… Mascara — They usually  run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like… Popcorn — They satisfy  you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like… Snowstorms — You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like… Lava Lamps — Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like… Parking Spots — All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped.

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steelie

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