Just a bit of fun circulating around the office I thought I’d share… Enjoy!
- Men are like… Laxatives — They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like… Bananas — The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like… Weather — Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like… Blenders — You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like… Chocolate Bars — Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like… Commercials — You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like… Department Stores — Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Men are like… Government Bonds — They take soooo long to mature.
- Men are like… Mascara — They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like… Popcorn — They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like… Snowstorms — You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
- Men are like… Lava Lamps — Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like… Parking Spots — All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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steelie