[this post might be a bit too much information for some]
I got a call from my urologist yesterday. Evidently, the test specimen I dropped off two weeks ago (after the requisite three-month waiting period), shows that I’m not quite sterile yet. Some of my little guys* are still hanging around. He said that there weren’t very many little guys* in the sample — not enough for him to think that my vasectomy didn’t take — but enough for him to tell me that I’m not yet in the clear. And that I should wait another two months to “submit” another specimen.
Apparently, after 12-15 ejaculations I should have been in the clear. I would have gotten Employee of the Month for the effort I put forward. Alas, my little guys* are resilient buggers.
Super-duper.
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steelie
*My urologist always referred to my sperm as my “little guys”. He said it at least four times and paused for a split second before each time he said it… like he really wanted to say sperm but wouldn’t be able to control the ensuing fit of laughter. I have decided that my urologist is a twelve-tear-old with grey hair and probably giggles when he has to say penis.
This post is just 🙂 I have no idea what else to say other than you made me smile and that's good.
LOL! your footnote is the funniest! Good that you know. We don't want your "little guys" making you another little guy, how lovely that child would be (you two seem to only know how to make deliciously cute children). I guess you're going to need to play it safe a while longer…